Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Trick or Treating is better than sex!

I was going through our archives this morning and came across a few Halloween themed ones from 2005-2006.  I found this one which looked fun and perfect for Halloween! Enjoy!

Top 10 reasons that Trick or Treating is better than sex:

10. You are guaranteed to get a least a little something in the sack

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's o.k. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kid's hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after

And the #1 reason why Trick or Treating is better than sex.....

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

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May the force be with you all!!

padme amidala

3 comments:

Vanille said...

LOL!! I loved this!!

Anakin said...

Ha Ha. Funny!

~Anakin

Anonymous said...

I have wanted to post something like this on my site and you have given me an idea. Cheers.